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"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

Artist and Musician

A baby playing on a grand piano

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Three Ladies

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

May your Christmas be full of harmony

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Music producers.