Instrumental Maestro T-Shirts

"That's great but can you play the computer?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Artist and Musician

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Edvard Grieg