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'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

'All right Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'

Fort Issimo: 'I don't like it - it's too quiet.'

Musician having a brain scan.

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

To the pianist surprise, one day he actually cuts himself on a B Sharp.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"To calm your anxiety about your MRI, M.R.I.-ah Carey will be singing her latest hits during the scan."

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

"I happen to be a doctor of music,madam."

Mozart with a violin case.

One Man Band.

Violin Practice

"No going outside to play until you finish your chords."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

While dreaming, Beethoven sees the future and loses hope,

Edvard Grieg

'The music business.'

Conductor: 'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a Fire Drill!'

Frederic Chopin

William Tell Overture

A Train Conductor.

'Oh, stop complaining, you can follow he match perfectly well with the sound off!'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Musicians

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'

Tuba and rain

"That request is physically impossible..."

Camille Saint-Saens

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'