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Super-modified grand piano.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'I didn't say I had a house and garage! I said I liked house and garage!'

Semiconductor.

Quartet of Leaves

Earworm Ward

'Bulldozer Composer' and 'Caterpillar Gorilla'.

"What's it all about, self-ie..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

The No No No's

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

Dynamite little combo

A baby playing on a grand piano

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.