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Requiem

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Four children playing the flute.

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Computer Music

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

The boss and her baby

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."