Modernist Maestro T-Shirts

Post-modern Café

Can You Spot the Differences?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Scotch and water musick."

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Dynamite little combo

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Three Ladies

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Charles Addams.