Modern Art Maestro T-Shirts

Paintings read: Visit the Gift Shop! Don't Forget to Buy the t-shirt! 'You're right, he is becoming more commercial.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Artist and Musician

"Scotch and water musick."

Dynamite little combo

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Malcolm Sargent

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Edvard Grieg

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'