Mural Maestro T-Shirts

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

A Blanksy

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

Use your imagination.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Artist and Musician

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Three Ladies

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Boy whistling at crackers.

Sir Edward Elgar

Best mates

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Golden age of music

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?