Mural Mastermind T-Shirts

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Not So Into This One

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

The Staff Meeting.

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

A Blanksy

Elevator dilemma.

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

Jose Mourinho

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

Robot Truck.

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'