Mastermind T-Shirts

'But what shall we do with the world once you've taken it over?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Bike Wash

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Jose Mourinho

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

Elevator dilemma.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'