Mastermind T-Shirts

'But what shall we do with the world once you've taken it over?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Bike Wash

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

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