Introverted Mastermind T-Shirts

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Alex Ferguson

Bike Wash

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

The Staff Meeting.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

Jose Mourinho

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

Commercial music

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."