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"Well there goes the last of the NEW YEARS resolutions."

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Bike Wash

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Commercial music

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

"There's good news and bad news. The good news is, I've made a generous contribution to your leaving present."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

Caution: Sentence Construction Ahead

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

'Three iron.'

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'

"Finish your homework first, then you can hack into Trump's tax returns."