Microwave Mastermind T-Shirts

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'I think I found the problem.'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

I don't like the looks of this.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Bike Wash

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

Digital Marketing

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.