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'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'M.C. Esher.'

Commercial music

Elevator dilemma.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Bike Wash

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

The inventions of baseball