Musical Mastermind Gifts

The Staff Meeting.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'M.C. Esher.'

Commercial music

Elevator dilemma.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

I don't like the looks of this.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Alex Ferguson

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

Jose Mourinho