Microwave Mastermind Gifts

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'I think I found the problem.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

I don't like the looks of this.

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Digital Marketing

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

Bike Wash