Meme Mastermind Gifts

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.