Meeting Meme Master Gifts

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Let's do it, guys! Let's make some advertising!"

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Textin’"

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"This is a company which is going places...."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"I propose we build a panic room."

American Gothic Selfie

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.