Meeting Memes Fan Gifts

'Like all truly revolutionary ideas, this one is deceptively stupid!'

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"This is a company which is going places...."

"Tinnitus?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Uncle Donnie

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."