Meeting Meme Enthusiast Gifts

"The question is: shall we follow the 5 year, 12 million dollar task force recommendations, or just wing it as we go along?"

'Recent research has shown that a spycam can greatly improve the honor code.'

'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!

"When I said I was looking for a 'root and branch' change, I was thinking more of changing the font on the letterhead."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't baout tightening our work schedule. It's about finishing our deadline."

"Apart from invented a time machine and go back to 1998, does anybody have any other ideas?"

Lucifer: "Jeez, why all the foot dragging? It's just another management meeting."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Mark Zuckerberg