Memes Lover Gifts

"I'd say my greatest personal achievement would be 93 Likes."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bigfoot"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Alternative Medicine

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

WTF?

Uncle Donnie

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.