Meme Masters Gifts

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Textin’"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Sistine Selfie

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."