Meme Lords Gifts

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

Lynching on social media

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"You know, there are other emojis."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Textin’"

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Mark Zuckerberg

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

Twitter censorship

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Tinnitus?"

Sistine Selfie

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."