Meme Masters Mugs

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

Polly txt speak

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"Textin’"

Moo Out Loud

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Twitter censorship

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

American Gothic Selfie

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."