Meme Creators Mugs

"One more crack like that and you'll end up with a white eye."

"Well, well, well – look who brought the moderates to the fight over our nation's moral core."

Polly txt speak

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

"At this point, even I wish Hillary had won."

The girls who messed up our Facebook photos have to apologize. They were only joking. The school wants to stop cyber bullying. Hey, little sisters. Get out of my way or get a punch in the nose. We're moving. He would have really messed up my Facebook photo!

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

#NoJunk

Trump Meltdown

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Sistine Selfie

"Tinnitus?"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."