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Polly txt speak

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Gee, thanks pal."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

The Proust of Twitter

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Sistine Selfie

German School

Social media and censorship...

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."