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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

The Proust of Twitter

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

German School

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Social media and censorship...