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Polly txt speak

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

tbt

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Hall of Fake Presidents