Meme Magician T-Shirts

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

"I understood there would be catfish..."

"I hacked into Santa's computer to make sure we're on his 'nice' list."

Plus Infinity Squared, the greatest social networking endorsement yet!

"There's good possibility for viral growth....not your infection...the video I took of your procedure."

Keyboard warrior

"I'll be right with you."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

Sistine Selfie

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."