Metaphor Magician T-Shirts

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

'This baby has lots of memory.'

"My next poem is written in the shape of a woman's body."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'My parents are separated.'

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

Danger Quicksand

"Dude, the dog-eat-dog thing is strictly metaphorical."

"Nation-building never works."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Spiro & Pusho illusionists