Metaphor Magician T-Shirts

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

'This baby has lots of memory.'

"My next poem is written in the shape of a woman's body."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'My parents are separated.'

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

Danger Quicksand

"Dude, the dog-eat-dog thing is strictly metaphorical."

"Nation-building never works."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Primitive magician

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Trust me. Don't do it."