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"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

'That's my trick knee.'

'...Your eyes are getting heavy...Very,very heavy...WHOA! NOT THAT HEAVY!!'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'Doctor, are you certain this is an approved surgical technique?'

At the secret door store.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"And now I'd like to pick a member of the audience so I can look clever and they can look stupid"

'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Either we split things down the middle or I stay in the hat."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Sorry, but I can't tell you how I magically pop out of the hat: My contract has a non-disclosure clause...'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I have to know how it's done."

Old dogs don't learn new tricks.

'Please do not try this at home, unless you have a strong alibi and a brilliant lawyer.'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"What do you mean you've lost my other case?"

'I get it, but I'm an accountant. When you explain it to the board of directors, try to demystify the process.'

"Trevor made the fatal error of trying to teach a new dog old tricks."

'Not here, Fred.'

'If you think that's something, wait 'till you see his card tricks.'

Although a bit off-putting at first, The Amazing Bill managed to ease patient anxiety during scans.

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.

Bob's trick knee was an endless source of frustration.

'Accounting trickes didn't work, so we had to resort to witchcraft.'

'What went particularly well?'