Music Magician T-Shirts

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

Helium Guitar Festival

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Tuba Music

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Monkeys carving stereo.

BB King.

Mummy Musician

Vladimir Ashkenazy

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Four children playing the flute.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks