Melody Magician T-Shirts

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

Melody Cockroach.

Romantic Music

The world wept for his vibrato

Violin Pipe

Piano Flies Away.

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Benjamin Britten.

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Saxophone summoning.

Caught in the Music

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

Four children playing the flute.

New music conference

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"I lost the groove."

Birds with Headphones

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Music & Gym'

Musical Note Nail

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Mummy Musician

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Michail Glinka

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'