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'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

Musical Note Nail

Bird nests of flute.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Popera!

Musical genres

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Music & Gym'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

I love Marimba

Musical Bicycle.

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

Music Freak.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Nick Cave.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

The Music Lover.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'