Melody Maverick Gifts

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

Musical Note Nail

Bird nests of flute.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Caught in the Music

Popera!

Musical genres

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Music & Gym'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

I love Marimba

Musical Bicycle.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Music Freak.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Santa Metal Claus

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

The Music Lover.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.