Musical Maverick Gifts

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

Air Sitar.

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

"Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard"

Custom ring tones.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'I was born to rock.'

'I don't know if it's a robbery or what.'

I love Marimba

"You'll be kept awake throughout the operation."

Octopus and Harp

Alphorn

'I hate harmonica music.'

Nick Cave.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

Woman playing piano with her feet.

"I got sick of the bell and thought, why not a tambourine?"

Noah banishes the Accordion Players

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Cello player using a comb

Musical Scythe

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Violinist

"Andante be damned!"

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Guitar emergency.

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

Piano Player

Music Freak.

"...I hate mainstream music."