Musical Mavericks Gifts

Beethoven's 10th

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Popera!

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

I love Marimba

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

Santa Metal Claus

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Music Freak.

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Musical Note Nail

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Air Sitar.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Cowpunk

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'I play heavy metal.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Guitar emergency.