Motorcycle Mavericks Gifts

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"The Vesparados"

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Waco violence

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Beethoven's 10th

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Biking Granny.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

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