Motorbike Maverick Gifts

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'I don't want to worry you lads, but the throttle has jammed wide open!'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Absurd motorbike

"Madam, you're not properly dressed. . . But the rules say helmets must be worn at all times."

"He's done it wrong so long he thinks it's right."

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker chopper shopper

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

A man working on a model airplane