Motorsport Maverick Gifts

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Cellphone Islands

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Biking Granny.