Motorbike Mavericks Gifts

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Biker chopper shopper

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Absurd motorbike

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"The Vesparados"

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

Beethoven's 10th

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Waco violence

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

Biking Granny.

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."