Music Mavericks Gifts

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Popera!

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

I love Marimba

Musical Note Nail

Hacksaw Violin.

Music Freak.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Santa Metal Claus

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Air Sitar.

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Cowpunk

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

Guitar emergency.

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'