Music Mavericks Pillows

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Popera!

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Ralph Stanley

I love Marimba

Nick Cave.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Music Freak.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Hacksaw Violin.

Santa Metal Claus

Musical Note Nail

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Air Sitar.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Cowpunk

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."