Master Mavericks Pillows

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

Back to Work

Beethoven's 10th

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

New Milks

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

"Duct tape..."

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

Your Prophecy Here!

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Bar Code Cows.

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'