Motorway Mavericks Pillows

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

The successful rubbernecker...

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Back to Work

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

Beethoven's 10th

Doctor with 'Out patient' clip board being sped up by 'Competition', 'Technology' and 'DRG's'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

New Milks

'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'

Curve in the road

Rush-hour turnstile chicken

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

"Duct tape..."

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

Your Prophecy Here!

The musical duo's piece was never destined to make it into the top-ten.

Bar Code Cows.

'I know it wouldn't hurt them to come! Maybe that's why they're not here.'

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.