Melodic Mavericks Pillows

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Caught in the Music

Popera!

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Music & Gym'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

I love Marimba

Santa Metal Claus

Hacksaw Violin.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Music Freak.

Musical Note Nail

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Cowpunk

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

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