Muscle Maverick Gifts

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

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"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'New Barbeque.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

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"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Iron Man Competition"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

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'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Kyle Sinckler

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

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Blow up muscles.

'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'

Karate School. Self-Defense. I can't believe you signed a contract for a full year of expensive karate lessons! I know --- I'm still kicking myself!

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

"This is your Uncle Hernando. He was the strongest man in town!"