Mechanization Maverick Gifts

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Biker chopper shopper

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

A man working on a model airplane

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Biking Granny.