Manual Labor Maverick Gifts

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Biker chopper shopper

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"The Vesparados"

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Italian Army Knife

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

'Notice how much everyone slows down since we put up that sign?'

'No, you can't telecommute.'