Meat Mavericks Gifts

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Culinary surgery.

'New Barbeque.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Human meat.

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Starmer - Just eat less.

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

New Milks

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

"I think we've been hacked."

I have the best fake backgrounds for video calls. Everybody thinks they're real! The problem is when I called in sick to work, I used a beach resort background that I planned to use on a call with my ex-girlfriend. Seaside. I have a background meant to make my meat-loving buddies jealous, but I used it on a telemedicine call about my cholesterol. BBQ Joint Ribs - Beef - Pork. A fake background, with a mansion, meant for a call with a new dating app match, was used on a call with the IRS ab

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

Businesses begin to explore new media in which to place their messages

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'